FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM HEATED RIVALRY

From"is lie, liar told you that" to "she would have loved you ... like I love you", Heated Rivalry are full of quotes that live rent-free in our heads. This page documents all your favourites from all 6 episodes that have made you laugh, cry and reheat.

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EP 1
Rookies
EP 2
Olympians
EP 3
Hunter
EP 4
Rose
EP 5
I'll Believe
in Anything
EP 6
The Cottage
S01E01 - 00:42
oke
S01E01 - 08:53
more
S01E01 - 14:54
not-here
S01E01 - 15:11
is-what-you-want
S01E01 - 15:32
what-is-your-room-number
S01E01 - 15:47
i-might-open-i-might-knock
S01E01 - 16:09
what-are-you-doing-dude
S01E01 - 17:37
this-is-such-a-bad-idea
S01E01 - 20:04
do-i-make-you-curious
S01E01 - 23:31
let-me-show-you-how-to-do-this-kid
S01E01 - 26:58
is-lie-liar-told-you-that
S01E01 - 30:02
will-you-disappoint-them
S01E01 - 34:57
1221
S01E01 - 35:43
is-someone-chasing-you
S01E01 - 37:57
what-color-is-big
S01E01 - 38:20
we-should-let-him-listen-like-mating-call
S01E01 - 38:48
you-are-homeless
S01E01 - 38:54
hollander-you-are-having-a-panic-attack
S01E01 - 39:36
oh-my-god-hollander-you-are-so-boring
S01E01 - 39:45
you-have-phone-give
S01E01 - 40:08
jane
S01E01 - 41:45
bird-food-only
S01E01 - 44:07
then-wheres-your-boy-rozanov
S01E01 - 46:02
heres-fucking-view-hollander-check-it-out
S01E02 - 07:04
never-in-life-have-i-blused-russians-do-not-do-this
S01E02 - 07:22
you-will-murder-me-maybe-get-in
S01E02 - 07:35
you-were-hard-werent-you
S01E02 - 08:08
mr-businessman-mr-landlord
S01E02 - 09:07
no-you-come-here
S01E02 - 09:47
you-think-this-will-be-enough
S01E02 - 12:56
you-killed-me-hollander-im-dead
S01E02 - 14:23
such-a-good-trick
S01E02 - 18:18
no-i-did-not-answer-your-boring-text
S01E02 - 29:08
for-you-mama
S01E02 - 33:15
when-did-your-english-get-so-good
S01E02 - 33:35
wow-genetic
S01E02 - 36:42
its-my-special-night-hollander-i-want-to-watch
S01E02 - 37:55
fuck
S01E02 - 38:26
i-need-you
S01E02 - 42:05
we-didnt-even-kiss
S01E03 - 03:23
no-no-im-easy
S01E03 - 03:30
oh-you-mean-blue-moon-over-brooklyn
S01E03 - 03:41
oh-so-youre-kind-of-wild
S01E03 - 04:52
girl
S01E03 - 05:28
thank-you-kyle
S01E03 - 08:33
its-a-sports-bar-lets-watch-sports
S01E03 - 11:57
you-all-look-like-hot-lumberjacks-by-the-end-of-may
S01E03 - 13:22
good-job-i-love-you
S01E03 - 13:57
youre-starting-to-sound-like-him
S01E03 - 16:27
do-you-think-you-can-handle-quiche
S01E03 - 17:07
do-you-like-mexican-food
S01E03 - 19:14
or-i-pick-or
S01E03 - 20:03
i-cant-believe-youre-even-into-me
S01E03 - 21:09
can-you-stay-then-stay-please
S01E03 - 22:21
can-i-fuck-you-absolutely
S01E03 - 24:48
but-i-really-really-like-you-and-i-want-you-to-stay-so-im-asking-for-what-i-want
S01E03 - 27:49
extra-banana
S01E03 - 40:31
he-deserves-sunshine-and-so-do-you
S01E04 - 01:12
having-a-good-night
S01E04 - 07:22
you-want-to-get-me-pregnant-too
S01E04 - 10:12
not-even-jane
S01E04 - 10:59
so-lily-is-just-a-buddy
S01E04 - 12:07
mr-real-estate
S01E04 - 12:10
do-you-think-we-need-to-talk
S01E04 - 13:01
i-should-go-or-you-can-stay
S01E04 - 14:31
you-like-tuna-melt
S01E04 - 15:43
they-say-you-are-boring-too
S01E04 - 17:52
i-dont-know-that-side-of-you-at-all
S01E04 - 18:44
i-like-girls-but-i-also-like-you
S01E04 - 20:30
ah-you-speak-russian-now
S01E04 - 22:50
you-gonna-cum-for-me-rozanov
S01E04 - 24:30
hollander
S01E04 - 35:14
i-stubbed-my-toe
S01E04 - 36:55
fuck-this-shit
S01E05 - 05:38
square-peg-in-a-round-hole
S01E05 - 06:29
can-i-ask-whether-you-have-been-with-another-guy
S01E05 - 07:14
i-kind-of-prefer-to-be-the-hole-rather-than-the-peg
S01E05 - 10:52
you-would-have-him-center-me
S01E05 - 12:31
so-this-has-nothing-to-do-with-rose-landry
S01E05 - 14:20
i-hired-a-stylist
S01E05 - 15:33
were-just-not-compatible
S01E05 - 17:00
theres-a-shark-in-the-water
S01E05 - 17:20
great-pass-great-goal
S01E05 - 17:35
can-you-give-these-kids-some-money
S01E05 - 18:04
found-you-so-you-were-looking-for-me
S01E05 - 20:09
what-was-different-that-you-ran-away
S01E05 - 22:43
i-think-i-like-you-a-bit-too-much
S01E05 - 22:59
because-russia
S01E05 - 23:54
hey-hey-all-stars-game
S01E05 - 24:37
good-night-shane-good-night-ilya
S01E05 - 24:51
boston-lily-is-texting-you
S01E05 - 26:23
everyone-must-know-this-shane-hollander-is-an-asshole
S01E05 - 26:31
the-rumors-are-true-montreal-goes-home-crying
S01E05 - 28:07
ilya-never-listen-to-voicemail
S01E05 - 28:40
ill-be-better-when-i-see-you-in-your-glasses
S01E05 - 29:49
glaases-back-on-tap-tap-tap
S01E05 - 34:20
i-just-hope-jane-knows-how-lucky-he-is
S01E05 - 35:14
ok-not-good-probably-bad
S01E05 - 36:43
full-russian-monologue
S01E05 - 40:50
how-about-i-wish-you-were-here-right-now
S01E05 - 41:58
front-door-brave
S01E05 - 43:04
marleau-you-motherfucker
S01E05 - 45:12
better
S01E05 - 45:46
will-you-come-to-my-cottage-this-summer
S01E05 - 49:01
my-head-is-fine-and-im-a-fully-grown-adult
S01E05 - 53:24
skip-kiss-you-dont-have-to-do-this-yes-i-do
S01E05 - 54:22
im-coming-to-the-cottage
S01E06 - 03:39
scott-hunter-speech
S01E06 - 09:58
lets-be-honest-with-each-other-about-how-we-really-feel
S01E06 - 11:01
sir-im-just-a-bellboy-you-cant-treat-the-staff-like-this
S01E06 - 12:20
you-cut-it-in-half-what-you-cant-do-math
S01E06 - 13:35
woah-mcgill-what-is-mcgill
S01E06 - 14:15
oh-this-is-my-fault
S01E06 - 14:37
you-can-tell-your-parents-you-are-gay-without-giving-them-a-list
S01E06 - 15:05
so-we-just-sit-here-and-look-at-it
S01E06 - 15:53
stupid-canadian-wolf-bird
S01E06 - 18:17
do-you-want-to-go-inside
S01E06 - 18:48
i-like-you
S01E06 - 19:19
better-than-yankees
S01E06 - 19:31
im-on-the-cover-of-the-game
S01E06 - 22:05
i-just-had-se--someones-at-the-door
S01E06 - 25:12
but-im-always-thinking-about-this-slow-hockey-player-with-beautiful-freckles
S01E06 - 25:36
im-always-wishing-these-women-were-him
S01E06 - 25:50
do-you-want-that-problem-to-go-away
S01E06 - 26:06
dont-marry-svetlana
S01E06 - 29:33
is-that-what-you-want-to-be-together
S01E06 - 30:01
i-love-you
S01E06 - 33:44
she-would-have-loved-you-like-i-love-you
S01E06 - 35:07
gimme-kiss
S01E06 - 37:14
maybe-he-didnt-even-notice
S01E06 - 38:06
oh-they-dont-know-i-play-for-boston
S01E06 - 38:41
maybe-you-should-wait-in-the-car
S01E06 - 39:42
lovers-ilya-thats-gross
S01E06 - 41:14
since-rookie-season-the-summer-before
S01E06 - 42:27
do-you-let-dad-win-at-cards-id-rather-die
S01E06 - 43:23
ive-been-with-many-women-but-ive-only-been-in-love-with-one-person
S01E06 - 44:48
shane-coming-out-to-yuna-you-have-nothing-to-apologise-for
S01E06 - 47:21
hes-trying-to-be-loyal-to-me-not-boston
S01E06 - 48:06
your-family-is-here-your-boyfriend-is-here
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